3.11.2009

funny dude.

http://www.timeout.com/newyork/articles/hot-seat/72195/jason-segel

jason segel's great.
can't wait for 'i love you, man'

after reading this interview i feel compelled to watch 'forgetting sarah marshall' - how many times can i fucking watch this movie?

3.10.2009

no focus

i can't concentrate on anything. my mind is all over the place.

i want a payday, both in candy and monetary form.


payday candy bar, you are delicious and saltysweet but you make me fat and don't increase the balance of my checking account, so fuck off.
the ugliest earrings i have ever seen in my life. fail.

if it makes you happy, it can't be that bad.
if i(t) make(s) you happy, then why the hell are you so sad?
how will i know the right way to love you?

3.09.2009

let's talk dessert.

so maybe i should be studying for my midterm that is happening tomorrow morning.
but EFF THAT, because i already know that pablo neruda is modern latin america's most famous poet, who was also a member of the chilean communist party and died of cancer in 1973. i also already know that the dirty war was a 'holy war' led by the military videla regime in argentina from 1976-1983 which involved the targetting and killing of people who were in opposition to the government. and just in case you were wondering, i also know that gran colombia was simon bolivar's vision for a unified latin america, which involved venezuela, equador and new granada (okay, i had to look that last one up). but my sweet tooth has overpowered my study tooth and now i have DESSERT ON THE MIND.

RED BEAN ICE CREAM:

you are so yummy.

PISTACHIO GELATO:


COCONUT SORBET:

of course it is the most delicious when you can scrape it out of the shell. it's all about aesthetics, duh.

RED VELVET CAKE:

this is my one true dessert love i think - although i melt for a good tiramisu.

THE APPLEBEE'S MAPLE BUTTER BLONDIE:

ummmm, this shit is so delicious. i don't care how trashy applebee's is. no one can deny the power of a maple butter blondie.

CARROT CAKE:

it must be moist and warm and full of raisins.

CREAM CHEESE CHOCOLATE CHIP COFFEE CAKE:

my mom makes this SPECTACULAR.

BREAD PUDDING:

i'm convinced this is the most unhealthy dessert ever created.

MUDDY BUDDIES:

for a really long time, i was convinced that i was the only person who knew how to make these. but um, i'm pretty sure that they're on the back of every chex box now.

PEANUT BUTTER COOKIES:

once again, it's all about aesthetics. it's not a good peanut butter cookie unless it has the fork marks.

PIGNOLI NUT COOKIES:

it's the italian in me.

MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP ICE CREAM:

seriously, this is the best mint chocolate chip ice cream in the entire universe. except for turkey hill. because that is wonderful too. but, i'm pretty sure i could eat an entire quart of this in a day.

now i really want every single one of these desserts.


aw.





i want a chow chow puppy.

3.01.2009

I NEED YOU.


http://www.modcloth.com/store/ModCloth/Womens/Shoes/Double+Indemnity+Heels



http://www.modcloth.com/store/ModCloth/Womens/Dresses/Twice+As+Nice+Dress

Oh, how I love these items. But I know that I will not buy them, because I get buyer's remorse after getting a 3 dollar latte.

Also, Joel - whaddaya think of these?!