I ate the world yesterday. Stress-eating. The worst. I also bought a pack of cigarettes for the first time in a week. Yesterday was one of those days that everything went wrong. And today seems like it's going to be one of those days also. I got my period this morning and have been in excruciating pain since I arrived at work. I have the GRE in five hours. Can I just take the exam from the restroom, please? I want to drown my sorrows in an entire bottle of wine. I just can't. I really just can't.
I mean, on the bright side (there isn't one, but whatever), Jezebel posted about small-breasted women yesterday - I swear they were reading my mind - and now I have more sites to look at for a new bra. Or six.